Category: Database

How does MySQL reduce TCO?

February 5, 2013 by Andra Yogi

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Last modified February 5, 2013

Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater society above you! Isn’t it true that you have been paid for your testimony? Hello, little man. I will destroy you! If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right. I wish! It’s a nickel. Oh, I think we should just stay friends. Look, last night …

Commercial Licensing of MySQL

January 16, 2013 by Andra Yogi

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Last modified January 16, 2013

Oh, you’re a dollar naughtier than most. Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men. Okay, it’s 500 dollars, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can’t hold the charge and the reception isn’t very… Oh, I don’t have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people …

Reliability of MySQL

January 16, 2013 by Andra Yogi

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Last modified January 16, 2013

There’s one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain! You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? Noooooo! Yes! In your face, Gandhi! Actually, that’s still true. Bender, I didn’t know you liked cooking. That’s so cute. Goodbye, friends. I never thought I’d die like this. But I always really hoped. Our love isn’t any different …