Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark. Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman \u2014 and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing. \u2026And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night.<\/p>\n
On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night. D’oh. Human contact: the final frontier. And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold.<\/p>\n
You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don’t work out in real life, uh, Christianity. Hi. I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self-help tapes as “Smoke Yourself Thin” and “Get Some Confidence, Stupid!” Your questions have become more redundant and annoying than the last three “Highlander” movies. Here’s to alcohol, the cause of \u2014 and solution to \u2014 all life’s problems. Oh, so they have Internet on computers now!<\/p>\n
Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about! \u2026And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night.<\/p>\n
Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish! And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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