{"id":116,"date":"2013-02-05T13:21:51","date_gmt":"2013-02-05T13:21:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/beta.themewarrior.com\/iknow\/?p=116"},"modified":"2013-02-05T13:21:51","modified_gmt":"2013-02-05T13:21:51","slug":"how-does-mysql-reduce-tco","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/demo2.themewarrior.com\/iknowledge\/2013\/02\/05\/how-does-mysql-reduce-tco\/","title":{"rendered":"How does MySQL reduce TCO?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater society above you! Isn&#8217;t it true that you have been paid for your testimony? Hello, little man. I will destroy you! If rubbin&#8217; frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don&#8217;t wanna be right.<\/p>\n<p>I wish! It&#8217;s a nickel. Oh, I think we should just stay friends. Look, last night was a mistake. In our darkest hour, we can stand erect, with proud upthrust bosoms. Just once I&#8217;d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn&#8217;t bound and gagged. I wish! It&#8217;s a nickel.<\/p>\n<p>In your time, yes, but nowadays shut up! Besides, these are adult stemcells, harvested from perfectly healthy adults whom I killed for their stemcells. Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater society above you! And from now on you&#8217;re all named Bender Jr. I&#8217;ll get my kit! When the lights go out, it&#8217;s nobody&#8217;s business what goes on between two consenting adults. I barely knew Philip, but as a clergyman I have no problem telling his most intimate friends all about him.<\/p>\n<p>So I really am important? How I feel when I&#8217;m drunk is correct? Kids don&#8217;t turn rotten just from watching TV. You know, I was God once. I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater society above you! Isn&#8217;t it true that you have been paid for your testimony? Hello, little man. I will destroy you! If rubbin&#8217; frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don&#8217;t wanna be right. I wish! It&#8217;s a nickel. Oh, I think we should just stay friends. Look, last night &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[20],"class_list":["post-116","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-database","tag-mysql"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/demo2.themewarrior.com\/iknowledge\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/demo2.themewarrior.com\/iknowledge\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/demo2.themewarrior.com\/iknowledge\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/demo2.themewarrior.com\/iknowledge\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/demo2.themewarrior.com\/iknowledge\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=116"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/demo2.themewarrior.com\/iknowledge\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/demo2.themewarrior.com\/iknowledge\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=116"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/demo2.themewarrior.com\/iknowledge\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=116"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/demo2.themewarrior.com\/iknowledge\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=116"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}