{"id":97,"date":"2013-01-16T01:17:55","date_gmt":"2013-01-16T01:17:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/beta.themewarrior.com\/iknow\/?p=97"},"modified":"2013-01-16T01:17:55","modified_gmt":"2013-01-16T01:17:55","slug":"what-is-apache","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/demo2.themewarrior.com\/iknowledge\/2013\/01\/16\/what-is-apache\/","title":{"rendered":"What is Apache?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who&#8217;s gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet. Yes! In your face, Gandhi! Of all the friends I&#8217;ve had\u2026 you&#8217;re the first. I had more, but you go ahead. I was all of history&#8217;s great robot actors &#8211; Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny! You won&#8217;t have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you&#8217;ll be doing.<\/p>\n<p>Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them? You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? A true inspiration for the children.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Our love isn&#8217;t any different from yours, except it&#8217;s hotter, because I&#8217;m involved.<\/li>\n<li>Why would I want to know that?<\/li>\n<li>Ow, my spirit!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Bender, I didn&#8217;t know you liked cooking. That&#8217;s so cute. A true inspiration for the children. You can see how I lived before I met you. Why yes! Thanks for noticing.<\/p>\n<p>And when we woke up, we had these bodies. Michelle, I don&#8217;t regret this, but I both rue and lament it. Please, Don-Bot\u2026 look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who&#8217;s gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet. Yes! In your face, Gandhi! Of all the friends I&#8217;ve had\u2026 you&#8217;re the first. I had more, but you go ahead. I was all of history&#8217;s great robot actors &#8211; Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny! You won&#8217;t have time &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":true,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-97","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-server-tuning"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/demo2.themewarrior.com\/iknowledge\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/demo2.themewarrior.com\/iknowledge\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/demo2.themewarrior.com\/iknowledge\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/demo2.themewarrior.com\/iknowledge\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/demo2.themewarrior.com\/iknowledge\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=97"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/demo2.themewarrior.com\/iknowledge\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/demo2.themewarrior.com\/iknowledge\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=97"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/demo2.themewarrior.com\/iknowledge\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=97"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/demo2.themewarrior.com\/iknowledge\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=97"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}