{"id":151,"date":"2015-12-22T02:38:07","date_gmt":"2015-12-22T02:38:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/beta2.themewarrior.com\/viralwp\/?p=1"},"modified":"2015-12-22T02:38:07","modified_gmt":"2015-12-22T02:38:07","slug":"story-man-turn-invisible","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/demo2.themewarrior.com\/poris\/2015\/12\/22\/story-man-turn-invisible\/","title":{"rendered":"There Once Was a Story About a Man Who Could Turn Invisible"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There once was a story about a man who could turn invisible. I thought it was only a story&#8230; until it happened to me. Ok, so here&#8217;s how it works: there&#8217;s this stuff called Quicksilver that can bend light. Some scientist made it into a synthetic gland, and that&#8217;s where I came in.<\/p>\n<p>See, I was facing life in prison and they were looking for a human experiment. So, we made a deal. They put the gland in my brain; I walk free. 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