My name is Rhoda Morgenstern. I was born in the Bronx, New York in December of 1941. I\u2019ve always felt responsible for World War II. The first thing I remember liking that liked me back was food. I had a bad puberty; it lasted seventeen years. I\u2019m a high school graduate. I went to art school.<\/p>\n
My entrance exam was on a book of matches. I decided to move out of the house when I was twenty-four. My mother still refers to this as the time I ran away from home. Eventually, I ran to Minneapolis, where it\u2019s cold and I figured I\u2019d keep better. Now I\u2019m back in Manhattan. New York, this is your last chance!<\/p>\n
It doesn\u2019t matter what comes, fresh goes better in life, with Mentos fresh and full of Life! Nothing gets to you, stayin\u2019 fresh, stayin\u2019 cool, with Mentos fresh and full of life! Fresh goes better! Mentos freshness! Fresh goes better with Mentos, fresh and full of life! Mentos! The Freshmaker!<\/p>\n
This is the theme to Garry\u2019s show, The theme to Garry\u2019s show. Garry called me up and asked if I would right his theme song. I\u2019m almost halfway finished, how do you like it so far, How do you like the theme to Garry\u2019s show? This is the theme to Garry\u2019s show, the opening theme to Garry\u2019s show.<\/p>\n
This is the music that you hear as you watch the credits. We\u2019re almost to the part of where I start to whistle. Then we\u2019ll watch \u201cIt\u2019s Garry Shandling\u2019s Show\u201d. This was the theme to Garry Shandling\u2019s show.<\/p>\n
Wally Gator is a swinging alligator in the swamp. He\u2019s the greatest percolator when he really starts to romp. There has never been a greater operator in the swamp. See ya later, Wally Gator.<\/p>\n
They\u2019re creepy and they\u2019re kooky, mysterious and spooky. They\u2019re all together ooky, the Addams Family. Their house is a museum where people come to see \u2019em. They really are a scream, the Addams Family. Neat. Sweet. Petite. So get a witches shawl on, a broomstick you can crawl on. We\u2019re gonna pay a call on the Addams Family.<\/p>\n
What walks down stairs, alone or in pairs, and makes a slinkity sound? A spring, a spring, a marvelous thing, everyone knows it\u2019s Slinky. It\u2019s Slinky, it\u2019s Slinky, for fun it\u2019s a wonderful toy. It\u2019s Slinky, it\u2019s Slinky, it\u2019s fun for a girl or a boy. It\u2019s fun for a girl or boy!<\/p>\n
It doesn\u2019t matter what comes, fresh goes better in life, with Mentos fresh and full of Life! Nothing gets to you, stayin\u2019 fresh, stayin\u2019 cool, with Mentos fresh and full of life! Fresh goes better! Mentos freshness! Fresh goes better with Mentos, fresh and full of life! Mentos! The Freshmaker!<\/p>\n
Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before!<\/p>\n
My name is Rhoda Morgenstern. I was born in the Bronx, New York in December of 1941. I\u2019ve always felt responsible for World War II. The first thing I remember liking that liked me back was food. I had a bad puberty; it lasted seventeen years. I\u2019m a high school graduate. I went to art school. My entrance exam was on a book of matches.<\/p>\n
I decided to move out of the house when I was twenty-four. My mother still refers to this as the time I ran away from home. Eventually, I ran to Minneapolis, where it\u2019s cold and I figured I\u2019d keep better. Now I\u2019m back in Manhattan. New York, this is your last chance!<\/p>\n
You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have the facts of life, the facts of life. There\u2019s a time you got to go and show you\u2019re growin\u2019 now you know about the facts of life, the facts of life. When the world never seems to be livin up to your dreams and suddenly you\u2019re finding out the facts of life are all about you.<\/p>\n
Your tread must be light and sure, as though your path were upon rice paper. It is said, a Shaolin priest can walk through walls. Looked for, he can not be seen. Listened for, he can not be heard. Touched, can not be felt. This rice paper is the test. Fragile as the wings of the dragonfly, clinging as the cocoon of the silk worm. When you can walk its length and leave no trace. You will have learned.<\/p>\n
It\u2019s time to play the music, it\u2019s time to light the lights. It\u2019s time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight! It\u2019s time to put on makeup, it\u2019s time to dress up right. It\u2019s time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight. Why do we always come here? I guess we\u2019ll never know.<\/p>\n
It\u2019s like a kind of torture to have to watch the show! And now let\u2019s get things started \u2013 why don\u2019t you get things started? It\u2019s time to get things started on the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational\u2026 This is what we call the Muppet Show!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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