Green Acres is the place to be. Farm livin\u2019 is the life for me. Land spreadin\u2019 out so far and wide. Keep Manhattan, just give me that countryside. New York is where I\u2019d rather stay.<\/p>\n
I get allergic smelling hay. I just adore a penthouse view. Darling I love you but give me Park Avenue. The chores! The stores! Fresh air! Times Square! You are my wife. Good bye, city life. Green Acres we are there!<\/p>\n
We\u2019ve got a gorilla for sale. Magilla Gorilla for sale. Won\u2019t you buy him, take him home and try him, gorilla for sale. Don\u2019t you want a little gorilla you can call your own, a gorilla who\u2019ll be with ya when you\u2019re all alone? How much is that gorilla in the window? Take our advice, at any price, a gorilla like Magilla is mighty nice. Gorilla, Magilla Gorilla for sale.<\/p>\n
What you are about to see is real; the litigants on the screen are not actors. They are genuine citizens who, having filed their claims in a real small claims court, have been persuaded to drop their suits there and have them settled here, in this forum\u2026 the People\u2019s Court.<\/p>\n
My name is Rhoda Morgenstern. I was born in the Bronx, New York in December of 1941. I\u2019ve always felt responsible for World War II. The first thing I remember liking that liked me back was food. I had a bad puberty; it lasted seventeen years. I\u2019m a high school graduate. I went to art school. My entrance exam was on a book of matches.<\/p>\n
I decided to move out of the house when I was twenty-four. My mother still refers to this as the time I ran away from home. Eventually, I ran to Minneapolis, where it\u2019s cold and I figured I\u2019d keep better. Now I\u2019m back in Manhattan. New York, this is your last chance!<\/p>\n
You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have the facts of life, the facts of life. There\u2019s a time you got to go and show you\u2019re growin\u2019 now you know about the facts of life, the facts of life. When the world never seems to be livin up to your dreams and suddenly you\u2019re finding out the facts of life are all about you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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