Oh, you’re a dollar naughtier than most. Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men. Okay, it’s 500 dollars, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can’t hold the charge and the reception isn’t very… Oh, I don’t have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain. You, minion. Lift my arm. AFTER HIM!
I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though! Fatal. OK, if everyone’s finished being stupid. Please, Don-Bot… look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file!
- I wish! It’s a nickel.
- There’s one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain!
- Bender, you risked your life to save me!
- Do a flip!
Throw her in the brig. Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men. Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets! Actually, that’s still true. What are their names? Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers.
I care deeply for nature. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians.
Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right. I hear the jury’s still out on science. He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish.
Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. I hear the jury’s still out on science.
That’s why you always leave a note! Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer.