And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who’s gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet. Yes! In your face, Gandhi! Of all the friends I’ve had… you’re the first. I had more, but you go ahead. I was all of history’s great robot actors – Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny! You won’t have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you’ll be doing.
Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them? You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? A true inspiration for the children.
- Our love isn’t any different from yours, except it’s hotter, because I’m involved.
- Why would I want to know that?
- Ow, my spirit!
Bender, I didn’t know you liked cooking. That’s so cute. A true inspiration for the children. You can see how I lived before I met you. Why yes! Thanks for noticing.
And when we woke up, we had these bodies. Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue and lament it. Please, Don-Bot… look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file!
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