Author: themewarrior

How do I Start FTP?

February 5, 2013 by Andra Yogi

Filed under File Transfer Protocol

Last modified February 5, 2013

Keep your mind limber. I’m doing mental jumping jacks. Tell him time is of the essence. Finding a needle in a haystack isn’t hard when every straw is computerized. I’m doing mental jumping jacks. I am not a killer. Tonight’s the night. And it’s going to happen again and again. It has to happen. I’m doing mental jumping jacks. I am not a killer. I’m …

Increasing Email Quota

February 5, 2013 by Andra Yogi

Filed under Email

Last modified February 5, 2013

I’m not the monster he wants me to be. So I’m neither man nor beast. I’m something new entirely. With my own set of rules. I’m Dexter. Boo. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I think he’s got a crush on you, Dex! Tonight’s the night. And it’s going to happen again and …

Difference Between Desktop and Server

February 5, 2013 by Andra Yogi

Filed under Server Tuning

Last modified February 5, 2013

Good man. Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family. I found what I need. And it’s not friends, it’s things. Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball’s in Farnsworth’s court! Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. I’ve got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, I’m going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending …

How does MySQL reduce TCO?

February 5, 2013 by Andra Yogi

Filed under Database

Last modified February 5, 2013

Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater society above you! Isn’t it true that you have been paid for your testimony? Hello, little man. I will destroy you! If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right. I wish! It’s a nickel. Oh, I think we should just stay friends. Look, last night …

Domain Name Cost

January 16, 2013 by Andra Yogi

Filed under Domain and DNS

Last modified January 16, 2013

The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity… Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about! What’s the point of going out? We’re just going to wind up back here anyway. Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about! Remember …

Registering a Domain Name

January 16, 2013 by Andra Yogi

Filed under Domain and DNS

Last modified January 16, 2013

Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark. Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman — and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing. …And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, …

What is the Domain Name System?

January 16, 2013 by Andra Yogi

Filed under Domain and DNS

Last modified January 16, 2013

Only you could make those words cute. You’re a killer. I catch killers. I’m partial to air conditioning. I’m not the monster he wants me to be. So I’m neither man nor beast. I’m something new entirely. With my own set of rules. I’m Dexter. Boo. I’m really more an apartment person. Only you could make those words cute. Oh I beg to differ, I …

What is Apache?

January 16, 2013 by Andra Yogi

Filed under Server Tuning

Last modified January 16, 2013

And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who’s gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet. Yes! In your face, Gandhi! Of all the friends I’ve had… you’re the first. I had more, but you go ahead. I was all of history’s great robot actors – Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny! You won’t have time …

Commercial Licensing of MySQL

January 16, 2013 by Andra Yogi

Filed under Database

Last modified January 16, 2013

Oh, you’re a dollar naughtier than most. Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men. Okay, it’s 500 dollars, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can’t hold the charge and the reception isn’t very… Oh, I don’t have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people …