Can we have Bender Burgers again? What are their names? Fetal stemcells, aren’t those controversial? Who said that? SURE you can die! You want to die?! Son, as your lawyer, I declare y’all are in a 12-piece bucket o’ trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin’ up that ol’ mess you caused. In your time, yes, but nowadays …
Category: Account Management
Changing My Account Password
Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died. Ugh, it’s filthy! Why not create a National Endowment for Strip Clubs while we’re at it? Moving along… I meant ‘physically’. Look, perhaps you could let me work for a little food? I could clean the floors or paint a fence, or service you sexually? I feel like I was mauled by Jesus. And when …
How Can I Login to My Account?
Okay, I like a challenge. Who are those horrible orange men? WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT! Hi, I’m a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute. Oh, you’re a dollar naughtier than most. Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets! Ow, my spirit! You can see how I lived before I met you. I …
