I’m not the monster he wants me to be. So I’m neither man nor beast. I’m something new entirely. With my own set of rules. I’m Dexter. Boo. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I think he’s got a crush on you, Dex! Tonight’s the night. And it’s going to happen again and …
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Add Another Email to Your Account
Can we have Bender Burgers again? What are their names? Fetal stemcells, aren’t those controversial? Who said that? SURE you can die! You want to die?! Son, as your lawyer, I declare y’all are in a 12-piece bucket o’ trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin’ up that ol’ mess you caused. In your time, yes, but nowadays …
Changing My Account Password
Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died. Ugh, it’s filthy! Why not create a National Endowment for Strip Clubs while we’re at it? Moving along… I meant ‘physically’. Look, perhaps you could let me work for a little food? I could clean the floors or paint a fence, or service you sexually? I feel like I was mauled by Jesus. And when …
